Hey Dreamer Fans! We’ve got a sale going on today that lasts until Noon on Friday! Come stock up for the imminent cold weather with our Autumn and Winter socks, or pick up some Summer Socks to protect your feet while you’re out staying cool!
Ebay gave me a $5 coupon for being a good seller or something, so I got these socks and only had to pay $.90 for shipping. I was kinda planning on just wearing them for a few days and then selling them, but these socks are awesome. They’re really thin so they aren’t too hot. Oh, man. I’m gonna wear them to death.
Remember a while back I said I wonder if people buy dirty socks just like how people buy dirty undies? They do and I sell them. I made a zine about it because it’s so fascinating and I want to talk about it all the time. I debuted it at the Chicago Zine Fest, just like a real-life zinester. You can buy one of the two copies I have left here.
Drooooool. Every time I think I have sock money, something more important comes up. Never gonna get new socks. :(
I got these beautiful eggplant-colored tights for like $1 at Goodwill. They feel really nice, too. They got snagged on something the day I took this picture, though, so their days are numbered. So young.
I had laparoscopic surgery yesterday to find out what’s wrong with my guts. I officially have endometriosis which is pretty upsetting. They made two tiny incisions and filled up my belly with CO2 so they could see things better. There’s some leftover gas in my body and it makes my shoulders and ribs hurt if I sit or stand for too long. I don’t know what the orange stuff is, but the first time I went to the bathroom, still bleary-eyed from coming to, I freaked out because I thought I was covered in blood. They gave me these super grippy socks when I got to the hospital. They’re called Pillow Paws. Surprisingly comfy and helpful.
(This is so Dave and Tia can see that they didn’t cut me all to pieces. There will likely never be another picture of my bare belly on the internet ever again.)